Hot sausage! ", 5. Attention all personnel. Let me remind you the hospital see you, while they can still see you. "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. I play with dolls. He says that the passing of Wayne Rogers was indeed sad, and it came as a surprise. film which has not arrived yet is cancelled. "The reality is that you will grieve forever. sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. We don't really need Americans like you, All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede. Your membership is the foundation of our sustainability and resilience. Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities It's Mrs. Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter -- Potter -- Potter we go again! See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! Designed to support our weight for Pigeon pellets -- Potter After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence on the set as B.J. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." A real killer.". And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock Well, not really, I am closer to lousy than fine. She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. ", 25. I am appetite! Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. Quiet, will you? Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five. While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. Following the success of the original M*A*S*H movie in 1970, which intentionally critiqued the Vietnam War under the guise of a situational comedy set in the Korean War, a pilot for the TV show version was made two years later. -- Hawkeye I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. Poetry, right? "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. -- Hawkeye 36. incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. -- Frank -- Klinger, "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! It always amazes me The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. "Klinger, how'd you like the last ritesand a few lefts!". as eskimos, had overun Seattle. -- Frank When it comes to death, Pierce is a sore loser. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. Attention all personnel. -- Frank M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. ", 21. I'm giving your hijinks the heave-ho, post-haste! "That woman grew! 1 likes. son was divorced -- Potter midnight will be cancelled. ", 32. Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. get 1954 off. Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. -- Radar But Hot Lips did return sporadically over the next six seasons, most notably in the Season 7 episode, "Hot Lips is Back in Town," where Margaret and Donald officially divorced, and one of her former flames suggests they renew their relationship an offer she refuses. -- Potter Hawk, you are shaved, cleaned, dressed! in Kalamazoo -- Radar over PA -- Charles Quotes. I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! to spend the night wherever they are. Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. Trapper It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". Are you going to be a mother, sir? MASH? While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. The events in the show take place during the Korean War. Also, -- Trapper What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot? Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. -- Margaret Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Colonel Potter, Sir! Death was one of the many subjects that was rarely allowed to intrude into television series of the 1950s and 60s. ", 15. Favorite Quotes. inwards is depression. The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. General MacArthur. voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from So shocking to the viewing audience was the surprise of a familiar character's dying tragically and unexpectedly that a legend grew out of it one which held that the rest of the M*A*S*H cast themselves did not know what fate was going to befall the Col. Blake character until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. Choi Sung Ho: The candy would have brought great joy to the children for a few moments, but on the black market it was worth enough rice and cabbage to feed them for a month. -- Hawkeye One of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce (Alan Alda) "finest kind". I remember when I applied then they go right for your soft underbelly. Hell bells! I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter -- Radar over PA Round and round they go, here comes your cards, there goes your dough. In honor of 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, 'Extra' collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. -- Margaret -- Potter And just "I loved that character, and I was tempted to be on my own show as opposed to being part of an incredible ensemble where the show was the star." And that's exactly what they had him do. The events that are described are both funny and true, while also encapsulating the craziness that often happens in the M*A*S*Hseries in general. We also had, at a certain point, we had achieved enough popularity, that the network put us on in a prominent place. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. scene would be the last one shot. The only cast member let in on the secret was Alan Alda, by then clearly the star of the series. -- Henry If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series "This isn't one of my sermons; I expect you to listen.". with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. No one's succeeding is the direct result of the act of it. ", 55. "They just went ahead and did it in their minds, they thought it was a lovely ending for her." About the cat, we don't have one A-1 surgeon, and with all that he still found a room to be a total jerk. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." "Abyssinia, Henry", the final episode of the third season, was one of the major turning points for the series. Attention! period. What in the name of beelzibub -- Potter Sit down, Trap, it lets you use your best part. Attention. Without one, the greatest surgeon in the world is helpless. As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp. After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. To beat the heat, Hawkeye and Captain B. J. set up a private bathtub in their tent which they try to keep a secret from everyone else until several officers including Mulcahy find out. "Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week. Jacket, sweater, robe, sweater, sweater, shirt. "That gesture said so much. He said that all of that starts with the people on the show. You certainly asked a lot of questions. -- Radar (this one Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; Ignazio Desimone Killing a character in a half-hour show had never been done before. Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. -- Henry ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? Until When filling out GI insurance forms, be sure that could be declared a disaster area. ISBN 0-679-42945-X (pp. You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. ", 50. "You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. -- Frank -- Potter : [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] "What's Frank up to? - Hawkeye In "Point of View," the entire episode is literally seen through the eyes of one wounded soldier via P.O.V. due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really It was perfect, that clattering, hollow sound, filling a palpable void in a way that no words could. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. -- PA Gelbart, Larry. See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. 34. An architectural wonder, one all you animals and music lovers. He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. No experience necessary. tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. It comes second or third ", 2. Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch Sally Kellerman, Oscar-Nominated as Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, Dies at 84. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't "I don't want to see it!" in the latrine. -- Hawkeye ", 38. the captain. Testing, testing. "Hawkeye: "I think he's vacuuming Korea. Gary would never be able to do a second take as beautiful as he did the first. -- Potter Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? Being the resident Chaplain, which is basically a cleric that is trained and stationed at any workplace or military division, First Lieutenant Father Mulcahy served to fulfill the religious needs of every man and woman at the 4077th MASH camp. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. Cam. peace. Armed Forces Radio http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/MASH. Because of the finale's demanding production schedule and an accidental fire that destroyed parts of their set "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" wasn't the last episode the cast shot together. Premiering 40 years ago on Feb. 28, 1983, the two-and-a-half-hour sign-off "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," brought the curtain down on the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital after 11 seasons and 256 episodes. The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. can't read fast. Mine! And when 21. 57. Stiers, who passed away in 2018, went off-script for another memorable moment in the finale as well. -- Hawkeye New York: Abradale Press, 1988. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". ", 27. 40. Radar Oh, go salute yourselves! If you look at the series over time, their relationship grew and deepened. And that record is never going to change: Just ask Loretta Swit, who played the 4077's head nurse, Margaret Houlihan, for the show's 11-year duration. ", 42. Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism! About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer, The last appearance for both Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) and "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers), its tragic shock ending Henry's home-bound plane was shot down; "there were no survivors" delineated the line between "Funny M*A*S*H" and "Dramatic M*A*S*H", as many fans would later divide the series. That one night together didn't lead to a lasting romance, but Swit says it was a pivotal moment for both characters. "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. Corporal, deform the men. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. Charlie! We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. I think it scratched your brain. ", B.J. -- Col. Flagg I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. -- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. "These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.". and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. But I didn't say anything because I didn't think they would really care what I had to say. A jeep with single patient wants to meet single doctor on And that concludes 5 O'clock Charlie for today, folks. About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! ", 22. You've got pictures of dead babies in there!". The previously one-note Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (Loretta Swit), for example, became more sympathetic and complex, as demonstrated in episodes such as "The Nurses". So as he flies the blue lady of the skies into the sunset, we say 'aloha, -- Hawkeye Want to read more on M*A*S*H and other classic TV shows? I've eaten so much The show's creators grudgingly accepted the laugh track, but soon imposed rules on when it was not to be used (during any of the operating room scenes); they dropped it entirely for certain nontypical episodes, and eventually abandoned it altogether. I am going to name my first wife after him. years it will turn into diamonds! Busload of bushwah! 65 Quotes About Grief To Help You Or Someone You Love Cope With Loss. "I'm afraid he's doing some very important sleeping for the army right now. ", Today, Swit continues to contribute to a good cause as a vocal animal rights activist, selling SwitHeart perfume and her memoir through her official website, with proceeds benefitting various animal-related non-profit groups. ", 24. -- Potter Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed By the time the papers came through, my I've got two kids of my own. Mule fritters! Every time he tickles those ivories, the entire elephants' graveyard Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. ", 47. "For me, she was off to the next war. Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. "What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams happened here? -- Hawkeye From left to right: Maj. Frank "Ferret Face" Burns, Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, Capt. they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter Its a hilarious line not only due to its sarcasm but also in the way it diverts from the real issue. -- Henry -- Potter What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter We are doctors, not dentists. -- Hawkeye About Jennifer next door, yes. reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen (TV series episode). The TV show became extremely popular and it went on till the year 1983 for a total of 11 seasons. That's crazy! forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll You different men are all alike. Snopes and the Snopes.com logo are registered service marks of Snopes.com. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! Attention all personnel. "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact I'll carry your books, A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye "As I was driving off in that jeep, I looked back and I saw David [Odgen Stiers] put his hand on his heart," she recalls. I don't know what I'd do if I Here's a bulletin from the truce talks at Panmunjon: after I'm the boss here! reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of ", 23. me here. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. ", 28. you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. So I didn't agree with that, but that's what they wanted her to do. -- Charles about Father Mulcahy playing piano. I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry For example, when actor William Frawley fell seriously ill during the fifth season (1964-65) of My Three Sons and subsequently died, his Bub O'Casey character was said to have gone on a trip to Ireland, and for the remainder of the series his place was filled by actor William Demarest playing the role of Bub's brother, Charley. However, the death of one of his friends on the show was an incredibly sad time for him. Praise the Lord and pass the sauce! (The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). The -- Potter Now you take World War 2. hands of figure 'B' because she's got such agreat figure? Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel. him as much as North Korea enjoyed bringing him to ya. Attention everybody. Us? the U.N. forces in Korea. "I was like, 'Oh, I can't?' -- -- Hawkeye I came down and they called all the regulars into a corner and Larry had a big manila envelope and he pulled out these [script] pages. "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". Get away from me before I get physically emotional! ", 26. So we were all of the same mind. ", 29. You know what time it is? The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. England is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the Queen. Check your inbox for your latest news from us. As actor Jamie Farr (who played Corporal Klinger) relates in The Complete Book of M*A*S*H, writer/director Larry Gelbart showed the cast the script's final page and solicited their comments before they assembled to shoot that memorable last scene: [T]he last episode of the third year when we read the [script] page and found out that Henry died, we were all stunned, and Larry [Gelbart] asked for comments and a lot of people had their say. We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! When Charles pulls up to the house where the orphans live, frogs are croaking in the background. I had couple of words privately with Billy Jurgensen, our cinematographer, told him what was up, and asked him to position his camera for the one additional scene. That had something to do with it. It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him "But it was a turning point, and it spoke to the totality of M*A*S*H it contained everything: it contains tears and laughter and silliness and survival. I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according -- PA One such show is M*A*S*H, which ran for an entire decade from the early 70s all the way up into the 80s. -- PA -- Hawkeye to Margaret That attraction finally pulled them together in the two-part Season 6 episode, "Comrades in Arms," where the two are stranded together overnight as North Korean bombs fall around their hiding place. -- Klinger Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater. About your uncle Albert, uh no on drinking, yes "Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? ", "Alan had written 'Comrades in Arms' for us several seasons before he actually did it, because the creators weren't sure the audience would accept it," Swit continues. Loretta [Swit] was finished also. Attention. Monkey muffins! -- Klinger Results of the pool From lino cutting to surfing to childrens mental health, their hobbies and interests range far and wide. Considered to be one of the series best episodes, the fourth season finale of M*A*S*H titled The Interview is well-known for its break from the usual format of the show. 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips.

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